Why is there a Christmas tree over there?
All is well, my Muslim friends, we have burned it!
It is very difficult to decide on the world’s most nauseating politician now that Nick Clegg is no longer the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK. There is Justin Trudeau, of course, as an easy front-runner, but hating him seems like poking fun at a child in a rubber hat and leg calipers. There is Macron, the pre-pubescent French boy-king with the fright-mask wife. There is the cold-eyed Merkel, a childless and malevolent modern Lady Macbeth, but she is more to be feared than hated, given what she has done to Europe. Any Swedish politician not in the Sweden Democrats could be on punchbag duty, but Sweden deserves what it is getting for pretending to be neutral in WW2. In the US, Maxine Waters has both a face that could stop a clock, and possibly the lowest IQ of any international politician bar Diane Abbott, who is a woman there is absolutely no excuse for.
But Theresa May, the quasi-autistic PM of the country formerly known as Great Britain, has really put in a strong bid with this short speech concerning the Muslim festival of Eid, on the altar of which Christmas has been sacrificed.
I know that politicians have to curry favour with the Islamic arrivistes that so excite them not because of their social value but because of their political use value, but the worst of it is this. She does not believe what she is saying. But the amygdala is not strong in this one.